Wouldn’t you love to know what’s really going on behind the scenes in the oval office, the room where the lives of the people of earth are manipulated? Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall in the oval office? Not that flys can understand English but who’s perfect? 450 bushmaster ammo

There seems to be a web cam in every co-ed’s dorm room in America so why isn’t there one in the oval office? What are our puppet masters hiding from us? Why are American politicians campaigning for President 2 years before the election? Wouldn’t a one month campaign be enough? Surely this campaign was designed to grind us all up into submission so that we will be too weak to oppose George Bush’s imminent nuclear invasion of Iran. The minute he gets the funding he’s going to push the button.

We have all been thrust into a media controlled real live Gitmo with threats that if we aren’t good little boys and girls we will be forced to watch Lucy reruns forever, Bill and Hillary and Chelsea back in the White House for another 8 years, 3000 days. Is America that lame that all we can come up with is Bushes and Clintons? Is there nobody out there? Why do bad things happen to good people? What did we do to deserve this Chinese water torture?

It used to be said that religion was the opium of the masses. As long as people were promised eternal paradise in the future for chanting “Mumbo Jumbo” their rulers could basically get away with anything during their short mortal years. It is because our lives on earth are so short that we don’t really worry about what we do to the planet while we’re here. We have more important things to do. When Bill Clinton was in office no one knew where Afghanistan was. Now that America has occupied Afghanistan for five years, the source of 90% of the world’s heroin, why haven’t the troops uprooted even one poppy plant?

America is suffering from collective ADD. We have the attention span of a deer tick. The war mongers who are fleecing us now have purchased the media. General Electric bought NBC Universal. Why don’t they put rainbow colored peacocks on their fighter jet engines. The 72 members of the Saudi Royal family who own the Middle East and pay one dollar a barrel to get the oil out of their ground and then sell 10 million barrels a day to America for $65 a barrel, bought the Bush family with the profits. George Bush senior sits on the board of the Saudi Royal family and the Carlysle Warmonger Corporation and the Saudi bin Laden family financed Junior’s oil company. While nobody was looking the Saudi Royal family bought AOL Time Warner which owns CNN.